Spanish Dos No Es Divertido.

I considered doing a rapid fire tweet approach to studying for my Spanish test tomorrow, but I hate when people post like maniacs all over the feed. So I'm condensing all my Spanish bitching into a blog. If you're looking for my blog about a window, scroll down. Man, the quality of this thing has taken a dive. It's ok. Finals are coming. All I want to do is blog during finals. But here's this. Enjoy.

12:19
What the hell kind of textbook doesn't have a table of contents? I'm gonna need so many post-its.
..haha post-its sounds like post tits. I'm 14. It's fine.

12:25
Shits so hot motha fuckas gonna fiiiind me, that shit cray FOCUS. Are those even the right wordsFOCUS.

12:44
"Ningun/o/a/os/as/ (a)" why you gotta be so tricky? There are too many rules with you. I don't like it.

12:48
Balls, I never texted my mom back. She texted at like 8am. Crappers. Sorry mom.

12:50
Either my Spanish books smells like weed or I'm losing my mind.
"O mi libro de Espanol...smells... que weed o yo soy... losing my mind." Almost. Almost but not really.

1:00
Found my directors notebook instructions in my Spanish book. Too much stress in one place at one time. My shoulder blades are going to be stuck to my ears.

1:05
"dir" "har" Stupid.

1:10
I'm going to sleep like a rock on Grayhound tomorrow.

1:24
This summer I told my boss, "No I totally get shlepping, I'm a theatre major, I do a lot of weird stuff for money." It didn't occur to me until now why that's weird. I was thinking more along the lines of dressing up in full cat unitard to belt Memory at a college arts fest. Maybe I did that a few summers ago.

1:27
Showers are like fuel for studying.

1:47
And like magic for remembering the Italian in the aria you're singing tomorrow.

2:02
The wall has been hit. Good night all.

Kait

Stuff I Did Instead of Writing My Movement Paper.

1. Consumed 10 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C.

2. Facebook.com

3. Spinny chair spinning for 7 minutes.

3a. Tums. 

4. A pirouette stopped by a door knob.

5. Ate some salt. Don't knock it till you try it.

6. Drank 2 bottles of water.

7. Peed.

8. Head --> Keyboard.

9. Stretched my psoas, hamstrings, hip flexors, and glutes.

10. Not laundry. Because than I would have achieved something.

11. Planned to go to choir rehearsal. This will take up 2 hours of my night.

Two hours that should be spent studying for midterms and writing the multiple papers I have due this week. Or registering for my absentee ballot. Or planning my classes next semester. Or finalizing my audition material for November. And I blame my lack of productivity on my busy schedule when CLEARLY free time is my downfall.

Alas.

Best of luck to my compadres who are in the same boat. Happy studying! And by "studying" I mean hours of  chair spinning and room cleaning.

Kaitlyn