So this never got posted yesterday. In part due to the whole bed bug situation, but I'm not going to lie, most of the blame goes to the fermentation process of yeast and sugar. Certainly not in regards to my choices with said substances. But really, who limps through the entire next day. I left my tolerance in 2012. Anyway.
New Years Resolutions 2014
1. Keep up with paperwork.
I'm the worst person when it comes to getting my stuff in on time. Be it homework, job applications, the occasional bill, I procrastinate like its my job. And I enter "the real world" in a few months, so this is probably a good time to start being responsible.
2. Stop apologizing.
The other day I walked into a chair and apologized to it. I really don't like conflict so I'm generally the first person to give up my position in an argument to make everyone else happy. Chronic doormat. Which leads to me being grumpy and passive aggressive. I'll just start being normal aggressive. I had a sibling, I'm well versed in "conflict resolution.
3. Finish my sentences.
I have this tendency to start talking, quickly transition to rambling, and then just trail off the end of a thought because I'm sure no one is listening. Generally people are listening. But if I expect them to stop listening, they do. This sounds so sulky, I don't want this to sound sulky. I'm not sulking! I'm the opposite of sulking. I'm GOAL SETTING. That's mighty progressive I dare say. Mighty progressive.
4. Fully Commit.
I'm much more comfortable tip toeing, but I need people to know that I have more chutzpah than that.
5. Stop walking pigeon toed
Cause my feet turn out naturally. And when I do it, it doesn't quite have that feminine effect that it does with models in shoe ads. But it does make me look like I have to take a dump. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying.
2-5 are all kindof hitting the same thing from different angles. Onward.
6. Stop buzzing all your hair off.
I don't know why this is even on here. I'm admitting defeat a year in advance.
I think that's it actually. I'm going with an achievable set of goals. And there they are.
Happy New Year!
Kaitlyn
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